I was standing at the kitchen sink getting some leftover spaghetti for lunch. Lauren walked over and said,
"Mom, are you eating all of the spaghetti?"
(I had just dumped the whole ziploc bag on my plate. Then I put back about half of it.)
"No, honey. I am leaving some."
Lauren: "Phew! I thought you were going to eat it all."
HA! Obviously "eating it all" is one of my frequent crimes. Oh well. At least I exercise some of it off. (sometimes) :)